June 2012
do you ever look at your own blog and tell yourself “wow you have great taste in everything”
because i do
du4ne:
i hope you didnt expect funny original posts when you followed me
Reporter: Who is the most exciting woman you’ve ever met?
John: Ringo’s mother is pretty hot. (Ringo looked hurt). It’s just a joke Ringo. Just a joke.
dapperasf:
applebright:
allwaswellindistrict12:
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
i am canadian i whisper as i chug maple syrup and also spell words with u’s
I am AMERICAN I shout as I freedom
goretrait:
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
temporaryareas:
have you ever listened to a song and like
felt it
like you felt the music drifting around you’re like floating in cool water
and you can’t explain it but it’s the most calming feeling ever
imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god
“My son looks more like George Harrison than I do.”
– George Harrison (via xgolden-slumbers)
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
woofuckingjiho:
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
dallonweekes:
when ppl from my school think they like a band more than me
thorhead:
mary had a little lamb
its heart was black as coal.
it crept into her room one night
and ate her fucking soul.
hotpielookedlikehotpie:
why is it so expensive to be alive
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gharrison-:
I know the history of the beatles more than the history of my country.
when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
faggotunderthecorktree:
they should sell miniature clones of band members so that when you’re having a bad day you can just pick them out of your pocket and have them hug your finger and play songs for you and give you pep talks
flaming00s:
only in math problems will you find a guy interested in buying 587 oranges
