thetremblingofmyhand:

hey let’s read some fanfics

lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

fatwink:

i was just sitting in my living room eating nerds and my 7 year old sister came up to me and whispered “you are what you eat” and that’s how i just got burned by my little sister

tupacabra:

*third grader voice* spell icup